You know the first ever documented midflight sex act was in 1785? Two lords wagered the modern equivalent of
[a pause for calculation of guineas to pounds, adjustment for inflation, and translation to USD.]
between 90k and 100k dollars today depending on variables in inflation. One of them had to have sex in a hot air balloon 'one thousand yards from the Earth' to win. Don't actually know how that turned out for the one that was supposed to do it.
this is an opportunity to cross off a major bucket list thing without having to consider using an airplane bathroom for it, and you're being a nerd about it
[Roughly thirty seconds pass.]
how do you know that whole story but not know how it ended
Am I reserving three rooms on different floors or are you, because I know my partner will want to go and I'm pretty sure at least one of Eiffel's will too.
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do you understand what this means
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[a pause for calculation of guineas to pounds, adjustment for inflation, and translation to USD.]
between 90k and 100k dollars today depending on variables in inflation. One of them had to have sex in a hot air balloon 'one thousand yards from the Earth' to win. Don't actually know how that turned out for the one that was supposed to do it.
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this is an opportunity to cross off a major bucket list thing without having to consider using an airplane bathroom for it, and you're being a nerd about it
[Roughly thirty seconds pass.]
how do you know that whole story but not know how it ended
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no more open-ended stories, they're stupid
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I'll turn you into a book nerd yet khwāhar
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Am I reserving three rooms on different floors or are you, because I know my partner will want to go and I'm pretty sure at least one of Eiffel's will too.
[He has HEARD things okay.]
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