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Neal Caffrey ([personal profile] conning) wrote2018-09-17 10:58 am

samples/tdm stuff

v. friendr


Friendr
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» Age: youthfully vigorous
» Seeking: anything
» Preferences: bisexual
» Interests: Fast cars, fine wine, and pretty faces.
» Bio: Entrepreneurial world traveler who enjoys the good life. And sharing it.
base code by photosynthesis
Simon Templar
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vi. wildcard/network

[ The feed begins by broadcasting one of the private rooms in communal housing, a blank space without adornment, even the bed unused. This person is very new.

The person in question sits at the desk, bright-eyed and smiling. When he speaks it's with a posh British accent. ]


Hello my loves. How are we all doing today?

[ Simon turns in his chair, one way and then the other in increments. It's a perfectly natural movement, nothing odd, but it's a tell nonetheless. He's wired in spite of appearing relaxed, upset in spite of his smile.

No one who doesn't know him very well would be able to tell.

Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, there's no one here who knows him that well. ]


This is an interesting situation in which we've found ourselves. Novel even for me.

[ A wink. ]

Anyone out there interested in a cocktail and a chat? I'd love to learn a bit more about our mercifully non-utilitarian surroundings.
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[personal profile] fromthehip 2018-09-18 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Novel even for you, huh?

Sounds like you find yourself in 'interesting' situations often.
Edited 2018-09-18 06:39 (UTC)
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[personal profile] fromthehip 2018-09-18 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Welp, I don't know a helluva lot more than you do.

All I've got is what the welcome wagon spit at me, and it sounds an awful lot like the stuff they say to the orange jumpsuits coming off the school-bus back home.

Shut up, keep your head down, do your time, and maybe you'll get out on good behaviour while you've still got hair.
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[personal profile] fromthehip 2018-09-18 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Never tried.

[Chuckle.]

The side that buys beer by the bottle instead of the toilet bowl.
Edited 2018-09-18 21:28 (UTC)
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[personal profile] fromthehip 2018-09-18 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That makes you a pruno man. Pruno's the good stuff.

Fruit, candy, ketchup, sugar, milk, stale bread, hell, I've even heard of people using Cheetos, all crushed up, filtered through a dirty sock, and aged to a fine vintage of 'as long as you can get away with'.

If you're lucky, you'll catch yourself some botulism and win an all-inclusive trip to the club-fed health spa.
Edited 2018-09-18 23:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] fromthehip 2018-09-18 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Me? I make sure no one gets lost and accidentally winds up in Mexico. Guess that makes me a club-fed travel agent.

There's nothing I enjoy more than surprising people at the airport with a welcome sign. I'm nice like that.
Edited 2018-09-18 23:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] fromthehip 2018-09-18 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That's too bad. I'll have to keep an eye out for you then.
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[personal profile] fromthehip 2018-09-19 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't read so well, but I'm great with names.

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
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[personal profile] fromthehip 2018-09-19 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
That makes one of us. Me and the FBI don't get on that well.

Chalk it up to creative differences.

Pleasure to meet you.