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[conning]

I shouldn't say that explains a few things about law enforcement, but that explains a few things about law enforcement.

[horrifictie]

I WAS TOLD THAT JUST ABOUT ANYONE CAN BECOME A POLICE OFFICER.
AND THAT INCLUDED ME!
OF COURSE I WAS ALSO TOLD THIS BY A CRIMINAL WHO LIKED LYING TO ME SO WHO KNOWS?
IT'S A MYSTERY FRIEND.

[conning]

Well, you are special, just like everyone else. Why can't you be a cop?

[horrifictie]

NO ONE IS MORE SPECIAL THAN THE NEXT PERSON.
ANYWAY I AM A COP.
BUT I ALSO QUESTION THE VERY NATURE OF MY EXISTENCE AS ONE.
I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT MAKES ME A BETTER ONE.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME-
WHAT DO YOU DO?

[conning]

I'm a thief.

Well, used to be a thief.

[horrifictie]

USED TO BE?
SO WHAT, DO YOU NOT STEAL ANYMORE?